why cant they make quiet kettles?

whisky

Boobie inspector
Your trying to listen to the radio, someone puts the kettle on, and then it starts roaring like train passing through a tunnel till its done.

Surely science has the answer?
 

Yub

Anachrophobic
Options:

  • Buy a decent brand. I've seen some that you don't know the water is hot until the light goes off.
  • Install one of those hot water doodads that give you boiling water on tap.
  • Wear headphones when listening to the radio.
  • Turn up the radio to drown out the kettle
  • Horribly murder the offending person by pouring boiling water in their eyes and while they are screaming in pain, bludgeon them with the kettle repeatedly.

That's all I've got. I usually go with the last one but I'm running out of room the crawlspace under the house.
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
technically I shouldnt have the radio on at all, so turning it up is probably not the way to go
 

Yub

Anachrophobic
If you're at work I recommend option four but obviously you follow them home, kill them, their family, their pets and burn the house down after robbing them to buy a much more quiet kettle at work. Then sue your place of employment for emotional distress and claim the workplace environment made you kill.
 

Robert "Monkey" Loggia

Mongoloid Biscuit Beast
I thought the point of the noise was to let you know it is done
 
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