Why can't women play tennis for as long as men?

[Dr Dave]

They should just take a shower.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate them and their tits and noses.

 

[Dr Dave]

Can any bleed on command?

 

[eloisel]

If the expectation is to make the women angry, that is not happening. It is just making you guys look like unhappy homos that haven't come out of the closet yet.

 

[Loktar]

If the expectation is to make the women angry, that is not happening. It is just making you guys look like unhappy homos that haven't come out of the closet yet.

But I like my closet! I just got the cable hooked up yesterday. Plus Tom Cruise and John Travolta are here with me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Another thing I hate about women: their ears.

 

[Dr Dave]

Were not trying to make anybody angry.

 

[Dr Dave]

OR ARE WE?

(were not)

 

[Cassie]

I IS VERY ANGRY

Yes, mofo, I can bleed on command. I have the sharp knife you stabbed me in the heart with.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Were not trying to make anybody angry.

No. You guys are already angry enough. When you are not angry then you can come talk to the girls. But until then just stay away!

 

[The Question]

Angry women make me LARGE (in my pants)
((I mean they cause my penis to become erect))

 

[Loktar]

Angry women make me LARGE (in my pants)
((I mean they cause my penis to become erect))

Indeed.

Women are very sexy when they are angry.

 

[Mirah]

Angry women make me LARGE (in my pants)
((I mean they cause my penis to become erect))

I found something, a picture or a website or something that made me think of you the other day, or last week or just this one time. Let me see if I can find it, since you seem to sort of be here right now.

I mean I am not talking to you! You are a Guy!

 

[Cassie]

Every time the penises in the jars under my bed make that sloshing sound, I think of The Saint.

 

[Dr Dave]

I IS VERY ANGRY

Yes, mofo, I can bleed on command. I have the sharp knife you stabbed me in the heart with.

You should go on the road with this act.

 

[I Love Cunt]

You should go on the road with this act.

You should get off the road, lest you be run over and be a flat Dr. Dave with tire tracks all over your pillz!

 

[Loktar]

You should get off the road, lest you be run over and be a flat Dr. Dave with tire tracks all over your pillz!

All of you ladies on the same menstrual cycle or something?:scared:

 

[Dr Dave]

This could end poorly...

LC...

You need some pillzlol?

 

[Cassie]

WE'VE HAD ALL WE CAN TAKE WE CAN'T TAKE NO MORE. DIE DIE DIE.. (but could you get me a chocolate bar from the store first?)