why cassie RAWKS!!!

[Tisiphone]

I saw Condoman at my house the other night.

 

[Yub]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie's just the doctor, she didn't make the needle sharp.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'm outside her bedwoom window right now, she sleeps peacefully, just so everyone can stop worrying.

oh, and her boobs look awesome.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAI HO

 

[Dr Dave]

I ALSO INVENTED LEGO SHAPED CHEESE.

You think Harkley ever tried to eat lego shaped cheese?

 

[Cassie]

He eats lego shaped cheese EVERYDay.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Cassie's name has "ASS" in it.

"ASS" is a part of the human body.

 

[Gagh]

The Tomtrek is an anagram of 'Trek Term Hot', which therefore must mean The Tomtrek does unspeakable, vile acts whilst reading through Starfleet Technical Manuals.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

We're all Cassie's children. We would do well to remember that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie Cassie she's our lassie, if she can't do it, no one...will.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Cassie, Cassie, she's our Lassie
If she can't do it, we'll get Freddie Blassie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That doesnt work.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cassie Cassie she's our lass
If she can't do it, something ass

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRILLIANT

 

[The Tomtrek]

CASSIE, CASSIE,
SHE'S OUR GIRL
IF SHE CAN'T DO IT
BREASTS

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie Cassie is not a man, once sexed a duck on a frying pan.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

Well you did didn't you?

 

[Yub]

That was me. I wearing fake breasts pretending I was Cassie. One day I shall wear her skin and pretend once again.