Why Di You Insist On Going To Hell, Sinner?

[Mommy Bridgette]

Now is it just me, but it seems that the sinners here really want to burn in Hell. Why is it you sinners want that?

I mean ask yourself: If you were given the choice, sinner, between an eternity of happiness and bliss or an eternity of endlkess suffering, why do you choose to suffer? I can never figure out why the sinners cling to their false religions, idolatry and such.
Them Wiccans are the worse. Two gods? Preposterous! More like one god-SATAN! And then them Buddhists with that fat demon they worship. Man..(shakes head) You sinners got a screw loose or something.
Lucklilkt the Lord has sent me to point out the ONLY WAY for you wretches to escape Hewllfire. Yes, Jesus is the ONLY WAY you crazy numbskull sinners to avoid the Hellfire.
So wake up, dummies! God won;t send you to Hell unless YOU insist on going there!

 

[Mrs Nomanners]

Why Do You Insist On Going To Hell, Sinner?

That's easy to answer, Mommy: It's more fun, all the interesting people are there and it's well heated.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Also, less self-rightous hypocrites than the alternative

 

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[Ishcabittle]

gagh nailed it

 

[Yub]

I concur with ish. Gagh has posted some the most insightful and intelligent posts in this thread.

 

[Loktar]

So wake up, dummies! God won;t send you to Hell unless YOU insist on going there!

Oh I insist! In fact I'm driving the bus there. PARTY BUS TO HELL! ALL ABOARD!

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm the devil's mistress, that's why.