Why did David Boreanaz decide to get fat?

[CaptainWacky]

What was he trying to prove?

 

[Gagh]

Pix Plz

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, let's not corrupt young minds.

 

[Gagh]

I WANNA SEE PODGY ANGEL!
I WANNA SEE PODGY ANGEL!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He always had that stockier Riker-body, so it was just a matter of time before he'd have that one Saltine too many...with a pint of pork fat on it LOL.

 

[Gagh]

I'd still do him.


IN THE BOBO LOL!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL DAVID BOBOREANUS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Spike tortured him in season one of Angel? He was still fit then. AND IN PAIN.

 

[Gagh]

And wearing a COCK RING.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE WAS MARRIED?>>?>>?

 

[CaptainWacky]

TO DOYLE.

 

[Gagh]

DOYLE WAS A MUTANT CLOTHES-RACK NOT A DEMON OMG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL JOYCE IS THE MONSTER ON LOST SHE ATE GILLIGAN LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL ANDREW STOLE ALL THE POTENTIAL SLAYERS' PANTIES AND MAILED THEM TO MADDONA.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL JONATHON LICKED ALL THE COSBY SWEATERS AND COUGHED UP THE LITTLEST KID WHO WAS OF INDETERMINATE GENDER LOL

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He always had that stockier Riker-body, so it was just a matter of time before he'd have that one Saltine too many...with a pint of pork fat on it LOL.

Yeah, I have the same fuckin' problem. The older I get, the fewer calories I can eat and maintain my girlish figure.

By the time I'm 45, I'll be down to 1,000 calories a day! How can I maintain my incredible muscle mass on 1,000 calories a day?!?!

 

[headvoid]

This thread made me think about butt plugs. I didn't enjoy the thought.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't knock 'em till you plug 'em!

 

[Lilith]

He's fat?! pICTURES!

 

[Caitriona]

Don't knock 'em till you plug 'em!

True that.