Why did God create Autism?

[CaptainWacky]

What was He hoping to achieve?

 

[Cassie]

An erection?

 

[Dark Jedi]

for the same reason little kiddies burn/die of cancer. either there isn't a god (in the sense of an all powerful being), or there is one and it doesn't give a fuck about things like that. Hence the growth of nihilism in the modern age.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he wants the autistics to rise up and bring down organised religion, as the real God isn't a fan of the way his name is being used.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Then he should use his amazing super powers to kill the religious leaders.. or make them autistic instead of the kiddies.

 

[curiousa2z]

^yeah.
Autism's not a joke, Cassie. it's fucking awful to see parents whose kids wont even look at them, nevermind hug them.
Happily, alot of little kids with Autism in our school system are getting diagnosed earlier and earlier and learning many coping skills for living a fairly high-functioning life in society.
We have some high-functioning Asperger's at TK, I suspect.

 

[Dark Jedi]

Maybe he wants the autistics to rise up and bring down organised religion, as the real God isn't a fan of the way his name is being used.

Not sure bout that Wacky. Most autistics seem to have difficulty organizing taking a dump in the morning (although, i could be wrong) , never mind breaking the strangle hold of the church.

But who knows? Maybe god just wanted Dustin Hoffman to win an Oscar for the movie Rain Man. and that's part of the "master plan"

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's degress of Austism, of course. The Asperger's kids will lead the rainmen into war.

 

[curiousa2z]

yes.

 

[Cassie]

I'm sorry curiousa2z I don't think autism is a joke.. but I kinda think God is.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

God is LOVE

AND CRIPPLING DISABILITY, A LIFE OF PAIN AND MISERY AND A FIERY DEATH

 

[Cassie]

GOD SHALL SMITE THEE ON THE HEAD WITH HIS GINORMOUS JESUS STICK SAY THANKYA PASS THE COLLECTION PLATE AMEN BROTHER

 

[CaptainWacky]

We have some high-functioning Asperger's at TK, I suspect.

NEVER!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Are they programmed in multiple techniques?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, just life-wasting.

 

[curiousa2z]

who?

 

[Ishcabittle]

lol developemental disabilities are funny lol

 

[headvoid]

The England football manager was once a guy called Glenn Hoddle who maintained that people with disabilities were paying for bad karma in previous lives. He maintains he is a christian of some sort as well - he's a religious magpie, picks up shit from everywhere.

You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and a half-decent brain. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime

Now, make me feel bad, but I found that funny

 

[Dark Jedi]

The England football manager was once a guy called Glenn Hoddle who maintained that people with disabilities were paying for bad karma in previous lives...

Yes, and ironically Glenn Hoddle received such a kicking in the media for making those comments, that he had to quit his job, and is now widely regarded as being a cunt and a fool.

I'd be more afraid of being reincarnated in my next life as Glenn Hoddle, than I would of being reincarnated as a disabled person.

 

[Conchaga]

PRAISE GOD AND PASS THE AMMINITION!! YEEEEEE HAAAAWWW!