Why Did Padmé Never Wear A Gold Bikini?

[Gagh]

So, Lucas get's the drug-addled Carrie Fisher contractually bound to wear a skimpy little Gold Bikini, but when he is comfronted with the much fitter Portman, he gives her a midriff revealing costume, but hold back on anything completely skimpy or impractical?

Was this a sign that perhaps Lucas has turned gay, or maybe his preferences had shifted to getting extras to dress up as Twi'lek dancers, so he could show them his 'lightsaber' round the back of his trailer?

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG PADME IS TEH HOTNESS!

 

[The Question]

He tried, but she knew it would upset me to have millions of other guys ogling her jubblies.

 

[Ishcabittle]

So true. So true.

 

[Gagh]

Should Lucas himself have donned the gold bikini for Episode 3?

 

[Ishcabittle]

He can still squeeze into it, after all these many years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it's because she's not a slut.

 

[The Question]

^^Or maybe it's because she's a chicken nugget.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAybe you'd have to ask her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We did see Natalie's midriff anyway.

 

[Conchaga]

I think the real reason is that Padme never crossed Goldfinger.

 

[Conchaga]

EVEN THOUGH HER CROTCH IS MORE HEAVILY GUARDED THAN FORT KNOX.
:rimshot:

 

[Hambil]

Lucus wanted to leave something to digitally add 10 years from now.

 

[Gagh]

COMING SOON: RED HOT RODIAN, THE NEW LUCASH-ARTS PORN SHOW?

 

[CaptainWacky]

R2 TO BE CHANGED TO A WALKING BREAST?

 

[Mentalist]

Lucas did give us Padme's perky nipples in Super Digital HD though so he's not all bad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And General Grevious.

 

[Gagh]

Indeed. Grevious was one of the best things to come out of the prequal trilogy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would literally have sex with him.