Why didn't we see more of 'A Briefing With Neelix'?

[CaptainWacky]

There should have been a whole episode of Voyager where Neelix just goes crazy and interviews everyone all day.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like when Kramer set up the Merv Griffin Show set in his apartment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And he ties up Paris and forces him to tell "funny" story until Parish finally screams "I WAS FUCKING KES ALL ALONG!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

But then Neelix hits back with "I HAD HER WHEN SHE WAS SIX MONTHS OLD!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then the Doctor runs in with a model of a Bolian penis and says "YOU PROMISED TO LET ME TALK ABOUT COCK TODAY!" and stuffs it down Neelix's throat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd watch that.

 

[The Tomtrek]

You didn't see that episode?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My TV was facing the wall that night. It was misbehaving.

 

[Dr Dave]

There should have been a whole episode of Voyager where Neelix just goes crazy and interviews everyone all day.

No, no there should not have been.

 

[Cassie]

There should've been an episode where Neelix discusses the pros and cons of every vegetable in its use as a dildo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Neelix should have developed a secondary personality known as "The Tickler" and he goes around the ship all the time tickling people with a big feather against their will.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would imagine (not having read any Neelix fanfic) that Neelix's penis resembles that of a duck, and that it could have been used in lieu of a feather for the above activity.

 

[Mentalist]

IIRC it was only mentioned once more in the series and had been renamed Good Morning, Voyager.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come they only went to Fairhaven twice!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I believe the IRA intervened there.

 

[Dr Dave]

An act of charity?

 

[Mentalist]

It all went wrong when Neelix started his To Catch a Predator segment and accused Icheb of grooming Naomi Wildman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Given how Naomi turned out, I DON'T BLAME ICHEB LOL.

(Grooming is wrong.)

 

[Gagh]

Given that Kes was under 10, I hope Neelix Yewtree'd himself in that segment!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

INORITE? He doth protest too much, the sandscrubbing smelly alien trashbucket.