Why do aliens in cheap science fiction movies have shitty eyebrows ?

[whisky]

They used to show those in the mornings during school holidays when I was a kid.

Voyagers reset button has nothing on some of the Buck Rogers cliffhangers.

Best example.

Bucks spaceship flies out of a hanger while the doors are closing, the doors close too fast, they slam on either side of his ship and it explodes, end of episode.

Begining of next episode, Bucks ship makes it through the doors before they close.

WTF!?!?!?

 

[Dershocka]

Alien life has yet to master the eyebrow. That's why the human spirit will always triumph, even in the cold depths of space...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That is why Ferengi will one day rule the galaxy. Where others have eyebrows, they have skull-ski-slopes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They used to show those in the mornings during school holidays when I was a kid.

Voyagers reset button has nothing on some of the Buck Rogers cliffhangers.

Best example.

Bucks spaceship flies out of a hanger while the doors are closing, the doors close too fast, they slam on either side of his ship and it explodes, end of episode.

Begining of next episode, Bucks ship makes it through the doors before they close.

WTF!?!?!?

Maybe the ending with the ship exploding was just Buck imagining what could happen if he didn't make it?

 

[Tisiphone]

And then he got out of the shower.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So I ordered a box set of all three Flash Gordon serials from Amazon. $14.

OMG OMG I CAN'T WAIT HEY THERE PASSERBY CREST ON BIRDMANS HELMEHHHHHHHT!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I tried watching the new show, could only handle about 5 minutes before I changed the channel.

I kinda liked it.

FANCY THAT!