Why do elves wear rubber pants?

Conchaga · Sep 17, 2006

...really?

CaptainWacky · Sep 17, 2006

Because Stone COLD JUST STUNNED TOKIEN

Cassie · Sep 17, 2006

Because they are allergic to leather

Tisiphone · Sep 17, 2006

They like the sound.

CaptainWacky · Sep 18, 2006

LEMBAS BREAD

whisky · Sep 18, 2006

so their constant urine flow dosnt ruin their clothes

CaptainWacky · Sep 18, 2006

I think it's becaue they're perverts

whisky · Sep 18, 2006

especially the lepricorns

CaptainWacky · Sep 18, 2006

IMogen wears mirror pants because I can "see myself in them" LOL OMG

Fuddlemiff · Sep 18, 2006

What pants are you wearing guys?

curiousa2z · Sep 18, 2006

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GUYS, MISTER?

Conchaga · Sep 18, 2006

I'm not wearing any pants.

Loktar · Sep 18, 2006

I'm wearing boxer shorts.

Conchaga · Sep 18, 2006

Still not wearing pants.

Loktar · Sep 18, 2006

Still wearing boxers!

Conchaga · Sep 18, 2006

because you've got a 15lb penis?

Tisiphone · Sep 18, 2006

I'm wearing a Kiss t-shirt and brown lace panties.

Conchaga · Sep 18, 2006

that I want to lick

Tisiphone · Sep 18, 2006

Then come on over.

Conchaga · Sep 18, 2006

only one or two more weeks, baby.