Why do elves wear rubber pants?

[Tisiphone]

Purrrrrrrfect.

 

[Loktar]

because you've got a 15lb penis?

Yep. Size XXXXXL.

 

[Conchaga]

because they're EXXXXXXtra sexy?

 

[Tisiphone]

EXXXXXXXXXXXTra scary.

 

[Conchaga]

It's not THAT big. I mean, you've seen mine, and it's only 13lbs.

 

[Tisiphone]

O RLY?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not that kind of girl.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, you commented on how heavy it was. I thought I'd remind you.

 

[Tisiphone]

That's right.

For a moment I mistook myself for a nun. I'm better now.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, the catholic schoolgirl outfit you're wearing must've thrown you off.

 

[Tisiphone]

That's why I just now took it off.

 

[Conchaga]

only stockings and a white button-up shirt?

 

[Tisiphone]

White stockings, matching garter, and a button up shirt that's not buttoned.

 

[Conchaga]

OMGPANTINGHOTS

 

[Tisiphone]

OMG!!!

LICK ME! ALL OF YOU, LICK ME!!

 

[Loktar]

because they're EXXXXXXtra sexy?

Yes.

 

[Loktar]

OMG!!!

LICK ME! ALL OF YOU, LICK ME!!

*licks Tisiphone*

 

[Conchaga]

I'll just let you lick my fingers...

 

[Tisiphone]

And where have those fingers been?

 

[Loktar]

I'll let her lick my....*points to his crotch*.....OPEN WIDE!

 

[Tisiphone]

^I think he wanted you to lick his fingers after they'd been on me....