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Why do elves wear rubber pants?

Purrrrrrrfect.
 
because they're EXXXXXXtra sexy?
 
EXXXXXXXXXXXTra scary.
 
It's not THAT big. I mean, you've seen mine, and it's only 13lbs.
 
O RLY?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not that kind of girl.
 
Well, you commented on how heavy it was. I thought I'd remind you.
 
That's right.

For a moment I mistook myself for a nun. I'm better now.
 
Well, the catholic schoolgirl outfit you're wearing must've thrown you off.
 
That's why I just now took it off.
 
only stockings and a white button-up shirt?
 
White stockings, matching garter, and a button up shirt that's not buttoned.
 
OMGPANTINGHOTS
 
OMG!!!

LICK ME! ALL OF YOU, LICK ME!!
 
Tisiphone said:
OMG!!!

LICK ME! ALL OF YOU, LICK ME!!
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*licks Tisiphone*
 
I'll just let you lick my fingers...
 
And where have those fingers been?
 
I'll let her lick my....*points to his crotch*.....OPEN WIDE!
 
^I think he wanted you to lick his fingers after they'd been on me....
 
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