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Why do fat people post their photos on the net?

Now, this is where you get welcomed to TK. We beat you senseless verbally to see if you really want to stay. Then, when we're done with that, we stick hot pokers in your eyes so that you can see the true troll's flame vision. It stings at first, but you'll get used to the burnt eyes pretty quick.
 
Lord Raffles said:
You're just another 13 year old who no one will accept online, but wants to be accepted, but never will be accepted till he’s read enough books and seen enough cool media.
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Wow, you couldn't be more wrong. Dorkwad.
I'm just someone posting on the internet, enjoying the melting pot of words.
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No, you're just someone who only knows how to act like a jackass.
Why must you attach so much ideological weight to issues you have little or no understanding?
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You just get more and more daft by the second, don't ya? Yep.
My heart heart goes out to you.
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You have no heart, or a heart heart. Take your B.S. somewhere else, daffy.
 
No, we can't. Remember that conflict is the base for most of the interesting events.

But seriously, Lord R, pulling the "fat" card as a troll is almost as hackneyed as racism.
 
Lord Raffles: your ostentatious posting style is rather annoying. It must be said.

I have noted you making more than a few comments patting your own inflated ego to extreme proportions.

"Oh, must go see my accountant in London, dears"

"Look how incredibly well read I am - No really, LOOK!"


Hmm..

You must be playing up for someone. And I will give you the credit of going this particular route instead of the illiterate and low-brow 'fuck, bitch, piss' route.

But alas, your attempts at coming across as high-brow are totally pretentious, make no mistake. The only way you're going to prove yourself here is if you manage something of any remembrance and comedy.

And if attempted 'fat people' trolls are all we can expect from one so increwibbly well read as one such as yourself then I would suggest the cliche idiom of heading back to the drawing board and re-evaluating your ability to impress whoever it is you expect to impress with stupidly padded posts full of toff.
 
Mentalist said:
Lord Raffles: your ostentatious posting style is rather annoying. It must be said.

I have noted you making more than a few comments patting your own inflated ego to extreme proportions.

"Oh, must go see my accountant in London, dears"

"Look how incredibly well read I am - No really, LOOK!"


Hmm..

You must be playing up for someone. And I will give you the credit of going this particular route instead of the illiterate and low-brow 'fuck, bitch, piss' route.

But alas, your attempts at coming across as high-brow are totally pretentious, make no mistake. The only way you're going to prove yourself here is if you manage something of any remembrance and comedy.

And if attempted 'fat people' trolls are all we can expect from one so increwibbly well read as one such as yourself then I would suggest the cliche idiom of heading back to the drawing board and re-evaluating your ability to impress whoever it is you expect to impress with stupidly padded posts full of toff.
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A troll should not become a constable of public opinion, but must dominate it. It must not become a servant of the masses, but their master
 
Gagh said:
Shut up, cunt.
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Trolls have flamed only when they could not achieve their aim in other ways. There is a broadened strategy, with intellectual weapons ... why should I demoralize the enemy by flaming if I can do so better and more cheaply in other ways?
 
Clearly gag's stratagy is quantity over quality. His forty-seven thousand post leave me wanting less. Cunt indeed.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Cease with throwing water on the ducks back – try learning some chemistry, then apply some acid.
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Shut up, you sad cunt.

RWC said:
Clearly gag's stratagy is quantity over quality. His forty-seven thousand post leave me wanting less. Cunt indeed.
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Shut up, you sad, attention-seeking, racist, lifeless, empty-souled cunt.

It's basic, yet at the same time, it is all you are both worth.

Trolls you ain't. Cunts, you are.
 
Gagh said:
Shut up, you sad cunt.



Shut up, you sad, attention-seeking, racist, lifeless, empty-souled cunt.

It's basic, yet at the same time, it is all you are both worth.

Trolls you ain't. Cunts, you are.
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Constant use of the word cunt doesn't make you anymore English.

Learn to overcome the crass demands of cyber existence, for they warp the matrix of the inner beauty.

The fundamental existence of a troll is to garner attention to himself, igniting drama & lots of lulz for the benefit of himself (and like-minded intellectuals) and not, contrary to certain schools of thought, the broad masses. By proposing the opposite to this truth, you simply fail to see the world as it truly is.

Good luck with the post count, btw.
 
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