"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?"

[CaptainWacky]

Why was Obi-Wan such an asshole?

 

[FBI parte due]

Because he could force-choke-a-bitch anyone who talked back to him?

 

[Henoch]

Obi-Wan was a great man.

 

[Cassie]

And he wore fabulous pants

 

[whisky]

Yeah that was a great idea, give the most powerful jedi ever discovered to a master who hated most other life forms, that'll turn out ok.

 

[headvoid]

Even assholes have mothers

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Anakin hadn't turned evil then he wouldn't have been in the position to kill the Emporer and bring balance to the Force, SO ALL THOSE CHILDREN DIED FOR A REASON.

 

[The Dork Lord]

There's always a bigger fish

 

[whisky]

Of course if Anakin hadn't slices Mace Windu's hand off, the emperor could have been defeated right there and then.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Of course.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But then Padme would have died. I'd kill Mace to save Padme.

(Of course she died anyway, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.)

 

[The Dork Lord]

We all die.

 

[Dr Dave]

in the end, its the only way.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Unless you are like Elijah, Jesus, the Prophet Muhammad, Elvis, 2Pac and Jimmy Hoffa and can rise to heaven.

 

[Dr Dave]

All propaganda

 

[The Dork Lord]

DEATH: it's what's for dinner!

 

[Dr Dave]

hahah

Espesually if you eat the dead!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Eating live things can prove difficult.

 

[Yub]

Jabba ate the live frogs!

 

[Shitty Dual]

Why was Obi-Wan such an asshole?

Holy shit wouldn't FIVE FUCKING MINUTES WITH JAR JAR make you just a tad...I dunno...xenophobic?