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"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?"

^TRUE

I respect the Sith for trying to do something about death. Why should we accept the inevitable!?
 
Robot Chicken made me like Jar Jar.

He trolled the fuck out of Darth Vader!
 
I SAW THAT LOL
 
To be fair there isn't anything in the original trilogy to suggest that Obi-Wan ISN'T an asshole.
 
I still think his pants were fabulous.
 
That is a very accurate Jar Jar.
 
Terrifying.
 
Because it really was Ahmed Best
 
And script was good.
 
Obi-Wan was the greatest Jedi of all.

Fuck that whining punk ass Anakin.

Obi-Wan would've taken Yoda's place as Grand Master of the Order if Anakin hadn't been foisted on him.

As for the "life-form" comment, that's Obi-Wan's wry, awesome sense of humor.

Han Solo: "Damn fool, how'd I know you were going to say that?"

Obi-Wan: "Who's more the fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Badassery. There's no one better than Kenobi.

If Lucas had just gone back and made Kenobi the focus of the new movies, ending with him meeting Anakin and leaving the birth of Vader/the Empire to the imagination, no one could diss the prequels.

Fuck Anakin.

DD
 
...okay.
 
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