Why do men always 'touch' themselves, especially in public ?

[Number_6]

But, why do guys have to do it in public?

So I'm supposed to risk testicular torsion so that you don't have to see me readjust my balls?

Sorry, no.

 

[Morrhigan]

If your undies put you at risk for testicular torsion, maybe you should try a different brand. :O

 

[Sarek]

Or go commando.

 

[johnford]

Men have to occasionally 'adjust' themselves. It's much like a woman adjusting her bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.

Because we can!

 

[johnford]

It's instinct.

 

[geedis]

or fungus on the SACK.

 

[jack]

I have never "adjusted myself" in public, thank you very much.

 

[whisky]

Its these russian Y fronts, they suffer from a lot of chernoble fallout.

 

[johnford]

I prefer to expose myself not touch myself in public places!

 

[Conchaga]

I like scratching myself. Most of the time, when I do it in public, I do it discretely.

 

[jack]

^One at a time?

 

[Conchaga]

Both at once. Or, whichever is the itchiest.

 

[jack]

Then you meant discreetly. Ah, now I get it.

 

[Conchaga]

Thank you Captain Pedant.

 

[jack]

No, it's Peanut.

Just as Rommie :bigass: