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Why do people lie about their age on the internet?

Dershocka said:
I don't lie on the internet, or anywhere else for that matter. If I say I'm handsome, buff, makes lots of money, and have a 12 inch penis then bygod you better believe its true!
If you say it, post pictures to back up your claim.
 
If I said this
poolboy-20.jpg

were me,
I'd not be telling the truth.
 
If I said this
raquel.jpg

were me,
I'd still not be telling the truth
but it wouldn't be as far from the truth
as the other two.
 
eloisel said:
Being old is cool. I've already done all that stuff I thought I was supposed to do - get married, have children, buy a house, have a career, cook a million meals for other people, do a gargantuan amount of other people's laundry, etc. Now is my time and I have the money to do what I want to do. It is somebody else's turn to mow the yard and take care of the herd.

Plus, I get awesome discounts on hotels and travel packages. Woo Hoo!

Besides, being old isn't what it used to be. Several people have gone with me to aqua aerobics because they think if I'm old and can do it, so can they. Never fails, halfway thru they want out of the pool cause they are flat worn out.

Now, if I could just figure out how to stay at this point.

I know how.
 
Because if you don't lie about yourself people will use your personal information against you like with what RobL and T'Bonz did to Daystrom.
 
LittleBoyLost said:
Because if you don't lie about yourself people will use your personal information against you like with what RobL and T'Bonz did to Daystrom.

Shut the fuck up, Jillian.
 
LittleBoyLost said:
Because if you don't lie about yourself people will use your personal information against you like with what RobL and T'Bonz did to Daystrom.
Shut up, Jillian.
 
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