Why do the public hate Spider-Man so much?

[CaptainWacky]

No matter what he does, one bad story in the news and they all hate him. Is it because his costume makes him look like a pervert?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

It's because J. Jonah Jameson has a Hitler moustache, which makes it easier for him to brainwash people!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Because ITV News keeps calling for him to be sacked and asks "IS THE GOVERMENT TO BLAME?" (sic)

 

[Archibald Nixon]

It's because he's a furry who chose a decidedly un-cute animal to...uh..."emulate".

 

[Gagh]

No matter what he does, one bad story in the news and they all hate him. Is it because his costume makes him look like a pervert?

This has the roots of an excellent idea. Every person on the Sex Offender's register MUST have their skin grafted to a SuperHero or SuperVillian outfit of the Government's choosing.

I can't wait for Dr Bong to be walking down the High Street, or shopping for eggs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY! I'M NOT FOR SALE TO JUST ANYONE!

 

[Gagh]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEAR!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH YOU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

JAMESON'S SON IS THE WOLFMAN OR SOMETHING, BUT HE HUSHED IT UP.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE MAKES A FOINE WHUSKEY THOUGH

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I can't wait for Dr Bong to be walking down the High Street, or shopping for eggs.

Where Gagh will be waiting, on a corner...or near the produce section.

WITH HIS CLAPPER.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

This has the roots of an excellent idea. Every person on the Sex Offender's register MUST have their skin grafted to a SuperHero or SuperVillian outfit of the Government's choosing.

This could really suck if your sentence of wearing Cyborg's outfit gets handed down in the middle of a freezing cold winter.

 

[Gagh]

On the bright side, if your average Joe the Paedo gets the Sharon Ventura Ms Marvel costume, innocent kids will easily know when to run.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Very true. The thought of a "Cyborg" double-dog-daring the kiddies to stick to him in the cold might run counter to the spirit of the law.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPIDER-MAN STOLE MY INNOCENCE.