Why does America have to be so big?

[Fuddlemiff]

And your aversion to girls!

I don't have an aversion to looking at them. I just don't give a shit about shoes, make-up or what that lamp would look like in chartreuse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hear that, brother! *high fives*

 

[Laker_Girl]

First of all Zac Efron couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. Here was his one acting lesson, "Okay Zac, always look like you're a confused deer caught in headlights."

Second of all I called Zac Efron gay the first time I heard him speak in High School Musical 2. It's no revelation.

Finally, no one said the obvious about the U.S. needing to be so big. We're the fattest country in the world, we need space man!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And room for all the Mexicans.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Si.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I knew you were a Mexican all along!

 

[Cassie]

Not to mention America's huge toenail clippings collection. We need lots of room for that.

 

[Ilyanna]

I don't have an aversion to looking at them. I just don't give a shit about shoes, make-up or what that lamp would look like in chartreuse.

What is this "chartreuse", please?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Second of all I called Zac Efron gay the first time I heard him speak in High School Musical 2. It's no revelation.

Oh, that's nothing. I knew he was gay before I knew he existed!

 

[Ilyanna]

I'd gladly give away much of the South and many of the flyover states (once the cool people I know from those places are airlifted to safety in the Northeast).

Could I get Louisiana, please?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We'd keep Louisiana, it's battered but it's still cool. (New Orleans, anyway)

 

[Ilyanna]

And if I promised I'd treat it real good, and that you can come and go as you please?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU'RE IN LUV!

There's room in my heart for all God's chillun, unless they're a Red state and then they have to prove their worth.

 

[Cassie]

Nobody wants Florida Except everyone wants to move here and pave over everything and live in deed restricted neighborhoods and water their lawns in the RAIN and OMG PUT ANTIQUE STORES EVERYWHERE BUT NO NICE RESTAURANTS OR MOVIE THEATERS. It sucks down here.

also mosquitoes

 

[Laker_Girl]

Well at least it's not burned to a crisp!

also, illegals.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nobody wants Florida Except everyone wants to move here and pave over everything and live in deed restricted neighborhoods and water their lawns in the RAIN and OMG PUT ANTIQUE STORES EVERYWHERE BUT NO NICE RESTAURANTS OR MOVIE THEATERS. It sucks down here.

also mosquitoes

Florida is good for amuseing news stories.