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Why does Gordon Ramsey say "yes?" all the time?

I heard he isn't really scottish either. He's actually GERMAN.
 
He was Scottish?

Gagh said:
He's roasted people? Were the advertisers aware that has an entirely different, and more common, second meaning?
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He does have Janet Street Porter on a lot...
 
What? Gordon Ramsey is scottish, isn't he? Yes? Used to play for Rangers but kept trying to cook the football? Yes?
 
I thought he was from Emmerdale
 
I thought he was fashioned in a laboratory from all of Sting's collected liposuction excess.
 
Sting does kind of look like he started out as Gordan Ramsey and God whittled down on the clay till all he had left was a greying crew cut and a black turtleneck jumper with some eyes and a little drawn on line for a mouth.
 
I can't think of any Sting songs.
 
Every Breath you Take, is an Hour I can Hold in my Cum
Don't Stand so Close to my Joss Sticks
Fields of Gold Disc Selling Albums
 
Tantric on Your Finger
Walking on the Dune With A Plastic Cup on My L'il Fella
I Want to Smash Stewart Copeland's Fucking Head in Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
 
All classics.
 
STING WAS IN DUNE
 
His codpiece is on display at the HLP headquarters. KJA was once caught sniffing it for inspiration.

OH and btw, I saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares and finally I see what Gordon Ramsey's appeal is. I can't stand his Hell's Kitchen show, so I hated him until now. YES.
 
Cassie said:
His codpiece is on display at the HLP headquarters. KJA was once caught sniffing it for inspiration.

OH and btw, I saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares and finally I see what Gordon Ramsey's appeal is. I can't stand his Hell's Kitchen show, so I hated him until now. YES.
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Love both Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. Gordon Ramsey is awesome!
 
I like the show where he beats up black people.
 
I saw a bit of The F Word (another Ramsey nightmare). He really likes killing defenseless, but unusual animals. I think each week he must flick through an encyclopedia of animals and stick a pin in on a random page. This week it was puffins (awww!) and pregnant sturgeons. I know they're fish, but killing and cutting open a pregnant animal so you can dip your finger into its womb a lick off a sample of its unborn children seems like the result of some sort of horrific mental condition.
 
Then he burned some Jamie Oliver books while masturbating furiously (using puffing afterbirth as lube)?
 
And that's when Janet Street Porter came round for another spitroast. "Ello, Gord! I washed me fanny out this week!"
 
That was unnecessary.
 
I told you he'd eat anything.
 
You could have used something less hideous as an example. Like a dead baby.
 
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