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WHY DOES LOKTAR HAVE ME ON IGNORE?

Jethro said:
Loktard doesn't care for my avatar because of its close resemblance to his first girlfriend, who treated him poorly.
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Thats true but luckily you stole her away and she became your wife.
 
She is my cooking wife. And she can really cook. Which is good, because my fucking wife and my cleaning wife can't cook for shit.

I am currently looking for a new security wife. She needs to be a big hairy bruiser with no teeth. Is your mom looking for a job?
 
I like Jethro :bigass:
 
I like the idea of multiple wives.
 
Multiple wives would mean having to pretend to pay attention, like, all day long.
 
You could join the Mormons who got kicked out of the Mormon church and formed their own sepreate church.
 
Yeah good call. They also have that sweet compound in Texas where all the other people in that town are like, "man fuck these crazy-mormans they aere teh creazier tahn the real mromans!" LOL
 
I forget what they call themeves, i shell have to ask Lilac when i see him next.
 
Isn't Sardy a mormon?
 
I think they are called "More Mormon than Regular Mormans Mormans."

Sort of how Mountain Dew takes everything about regular soda and just kind of takes it too far.
 
We don't get Mountain Dew in this country because of the law.
 
Jethro said:
She is my cooking wife. And she can really cook. Which is good, because my fucking wife and my cleaning wife can't cook for shit.

I am currently looking for a new security wife. She needs to be a big hairy bruiser with no teeth. Is your mom looking for a job?
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Well ya got the big and no teeth part right anyway. She's not hairy though. And she has false teeth. She's diabetic, 70 years old, had cancer twice, 2 heart attacks, neuropathy in her legs, is on oxygen, and uses a wheelchair and walker to get around. So I guess thats a no on the job.
 
CaptainWacky said:
We don't get Mountain Dew in this country because of the law.
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I will assume you fought the law, and the law won.
 
Loktar said:
Yeah well Jethro's running retard joke probably wouldn't have been so hurtful if it wasn't paired with his taunting butt av, and his seemingly angry, serious tone of his posts.

If it is a joke and I didn't play along. I'm sorry, Jethro. If you seriously think I'm a retard, then FUCK YOU!
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Yep, this "letting it go" thing is working well for you I see... :kitty:
 
I THOUGHT the law and the law NENTOAIflbhte9 r8s y8 o
 
Wellen tHEN you needs a better lawyer because you could have just jP)(pokn33333 so0 lin1 ifinty.
 
Alas my brain is dying like Sloane's in that hugely disappointing DS9 ep from season seven.
 
Extreme Measures LIKE MY COCK OMGLOLSYâ„¢
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Yep, this "letting it go" thing is working well for you I see... :kitty:
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Yeah, its working much better.....I'm not letting it get to me. (Seriously) Let him crack his jokes, I don't care. The fuck you was just to let him know that if he wasn't joking he has poor taste, is lame, and is very pathetic.

Sorry if I seem to be whining, I'm not. Doesn't mean I won't throw a few "friendly" jabs at him.
 
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