Why does Smithers love Mister Burns?

[CaptainWacky]

When Smithers is a nice guy and Burns is an evil old bastard? WHY. WHY CNA'T I MEET A DECEN TMAN LIKE SMINGERS LOL

 

[Gagh]

Smithers had the hots for Lt. Hawk as well.

 

[Mentalist]

It's the ENTERPRISE...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Prepare ASS-RAMMING speed!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've loved evil men before...but they did NOT have saggy-old-man-ass.

 

[Gagh]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO ROGER.

 

[Gagh]

QA'PLUNGE!

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Gagh]

^^It's the Klingon Stephanie!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

NIKKI IN 2 YEARS????

 

[Gagh]

Fat bitch has a Claire's Accessories bag - it gets even more tragic!

 

[Mentalist]

I aspire to be that cool when I grow up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

See, you might make that ensemble look good.

 

[Cassie]

That pooor girl, but she's probably a nice lady and has family and friends who love her despite her giant pinkness and that piggy nose and ridiculous bag. You'd think they'd tell her not to go in public wearing that and then certainly not to put the picture on the internets. (everyone knows you're supposed to wear purple, not pink)

 

[Dr Dave]

Fat bitch has a Claire's Accessories bag - it gets even more tragic!

Good lord...

 

[CaptainWacky]

K'PLAH PLAH FIDDLY FEE

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky to use his axe on the pink klingon?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.