Why does...

[FBI parte due]

By the last two posts combined I will live my life from now on.

 

[Gagh]

pfft. 'Scientific sense'. Who the fuck cares about scientific sense?

MeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeMEmeME

 

[Cassie]

WELL I TRIED TO SAY IT USING CAPTAIN KIRK, BUT NO ONE PAID ATTENTION.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Oh, I am not blaming you. I actually liked the Kirk version.

By the last two posts combined I will live my life from now on.

I see a lot of really interesting adventures coming your way.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

CASSIE WINS THE MOST IMPORTANT SAUSAGE THE MINE FIELD HAS EVER SEEN!

C'mon, SAUSAGEMAN, cough that fucker up!

(Yeah, so it wasn't that inventive, but it made SCIENTIFIC SENSE, so CASSIE WINS, the competition, our hearts, a sausage, and my TK virginity!)

It unfortunately doesn't fit!

 

[Cassie]

ITT: JEALOUSY

 

[Seph]

srs bsnss

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I reckon it has something to do with the drink remaining chilled for longer when it's in a can than in a bottle. Just like how beer tastes better when it's chilled than when it's at room temperature. I've never drank Dr Pepper, but if it's as foul as beer, then it probably benefits from being too cold to taste properly.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I reckon it has something to do with the drink remaining chilled for longer when it's in a can than in a bottle.

I'm qualified to say that this is false.

 

[Seph]

qualified in can technology, great qualification u titanium berk!

 

[Dr Dave]

Prunes do better where the light of day can't reach them, thus they are better in a can.

This is all a SINISTER, DICK-RELATED PLOT.

So?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well my impression is always that it stays cooler in a can than in a plastic bottle, but maybe the cans tend to be in a closed fridge rather than left on refrigerated shelving like the bottles are, so the cans are just colder to begin with.

 

[Seph]

what isnt a dick related plot these days?

 

[Tisiphone]

I had a dick in my plot earlier today.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about a plot in your dick?

 

[Seph]

that would just plain hurt dave hurt a lot of hurting.

 

[Loktar]

I reckon it has something to do with the drink remaining chilled for longer when it's in a can than in a bottle. Just like how beer tastes better when it's chilled than when it's at room temperature. I've never drank Dr Pepper, but if it's as foul as beer, then it probably benefits from being too cold to taste properly.

Its fouler than beer, almost as bad as New Coke and Crystal Pepsi.