Why doesn't the KLF have that yelling Scottish guy in more of their songs?

[FBI parte due]

I hold you Brits personally responsible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K_Foundation_Burn_a_Million_Quid

Bit prentious? They could have given some to me.

 

[FBI parte due]

What would you have done with it?

 

[FBI parte due]

Also, I think they should have held a contest for who could kick an old lady the hardest and then given it to someone completely uninvolved.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Exactly, that would have shaken up the squares!

(I'd have bought lots of socks but refused to let anyone wear them or evern use them for sock puppets.)

 

[FBI parte due]

How many socks could a million pounds buy?

Several, at least!

 

[Conchaga]

I would've taken wacky's idea, however my spin on it would be that I'd jerk off into them one-by-one and throw them all away.

It'd take me about six weeks to use them all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pro-lifers would try to retrieve the socks and impregnate themselves with them.

 

[Conchaga]

Remember folks. Every time a man faps he's committing mass genocide by killing millions of potential babies.

 

[Conchaga]

What was it that Gorge Carlin said? "Not every ejaculation deserves a name."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Every sperm is sacred.