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Why don't easter eggs come in two halves anymore

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm sure they used to...but now they all seem to come as one egg and you have to smash it in two...WHO CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA?
 
My Easter eggs come in one piece out of the rear of a chicken.
 
It's so they can say kids get exercise from opening them.
 
The cadburies ones still do, its possible the others might have slightly melted, welding the two halves together
 
Come to think of it, they must be in two halves because there's no other way to mold them without them being solid.
 
I actually can't look at any more chocolate for a little while...
 
They're definitely not melted together...more like welded. the bastards.
 
WELDED CHOCCIE EGGS CONSPIRACY?
 
I smash it against a brick wall
 
Easter is for Communists!












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