Why don't people like Shortround?

[CaptainWacky]

He's adorable!

 

[ArChaos]

You're talking about the kid from Indiana Jones, right? Was that even his name? I feel like I'm losing it already and I've only been in here five minutes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep. He loved Indy. Of course, Indy never mentioned him again after that movie.

 

[Cassie]

He was a cutey. I bet he's a crackhead now.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT A DECEPTICON?

 

[Mentalist]

He played Data in the Goonies as well.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hold on lady, we going for a ride.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My sister thought he was Garrett Wang.

 

[Tisiphone]

Is that Long Duck Dong?

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's between you and god.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I liked him in both movies... if I wasn't so lazy I'd look him up on IMDb and read the "Is Shortround GAY?" thread.

 

[The Tomtrek]

YOU CHEAT DOCTAH JONES





YOU CHEAT

 

[CaptainWacky]

I also enjoy the overtly racist Indian stereotypes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Indians in the palace in the Temple of Doom aren't unlike the Klingons at the dinner party in TUC, only they don't quote Hitler.

 

[Tisiphone]

But they eat chilled monkey brains and snake surprise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Spielberg watns all copies of Temple of Doom burned because it scares his kids the bastard.

 

[Tisiphone]

I myself enjoy ripping people's still beating hearts out of their bodies, and then make them eat it! But only on the second Monday of each month.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MINE CART CHASE.

 

[whisky]

I like the way he wants water because his foot is on fire, then forgets all about his foot when a torrent of water heads his way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LUCAS PROBABLY WROTE THAT BIT

 

[Tisiphone]

He probably wanted wild monkeys to chase them in the mine cart.