CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Whenever a character tries to use one the product inside will be stuck and the characterwill say "OH COME ON" and start shaking it or banging it, or possibly break down crying, the vending machine merely serving as an outlet for his frustrations cause by some plot point.
To be fair, they sometimes work for secondary character who come along and get them to work right away, then the main character will get angry and say "hey, that's my CANDY BAR that just dropped out, I paid for that!" and get into a fight. Or, if it's a nicer secondary character, they'll come along and give the main character a "quarter" so that they can get their stuck candy bar out, then talk to them about their problems.
BUT GENERALLY THEY NEVER WORK FIRST TIME.
To be fair, they sometimes work for secondary character who come along and get them to work right away, then the main character will get angry and say "hey, that's my CANDY BAR that just dropped out, I paid for that!" and get into a fight. Or, if it's a nicer secondary character, they'll come along and give the main character a "quarter" so that they can get their stuck candy bar out, then talk to them about their problems.
BUT GENERALLY THEY NEVER WORK FIRST TIME.