Why Ex Isle is full of TKers

[Starship Coyote]

Hey Brainiac, why don't you fix your avatar?

 

[dogbert]

Hey Brainiac, why don't you fix your avatar?

You see something wrong with it? I dont, its purple and a haze. You on the other hand are missing a straw hat and a corncob pipe IMHO.

 

[Gagh]

Ex Isle is full of TKers because Troll Kingdom is a rotten festering carbuncle, and its members know it innately. There's this weird attraction/repulsion thing going on. TKers long to be a part of a community like EI, so they register over there in droves. But they can't help being who they are, so they lash out at the thing they desire most, while returning to the thing they hate the most.

Given this description, you fit well within its ranks.

For the record, I'm a member of another community as well as here, and I'm registered at EI and have never caused them problems. This pretty much dissolves this entire childish rant, due to the fact you are wrongly judging everyone here.

Most of the 'TKers' at your site, have never been true 'TKers' - Fact.

 

[Utahraptor]

Actually, this is just a parody of Darthie's childish rant.

 

[Starship Coyote]

You see something wrong with it? I dont, its purple and a haze.

Oh, so you think it's supposed to be that way. Well, maybe it is.

You on the other hand are missing a straw hat and a corncob pipe IMHO.

I prefer a Braves cap and cigarettes.

 

[Gagh]

Actually, this is just a parody of Darthie's childish rant.

Pretty shit, wasn't it?

 

[Utahraptor]

I'm not sure about your syntax there, but........yes. I think.

 

[Virginia]

because tk is an exisle fan-board.
At least, that's the way it seems.

 

[WordInterrupted]

ExIsle is full of TKers because it is our mission to shine the sacred light of truth into every benighted corner of the internet. It is the TKer's Burden.

 

[Utahraptor]

Unburden yourself, Wordy.

 

[eloisel]

From the wisdom of the Hollies,

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows where
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't heavy, he's my brother

So on we go

His welfare is of my concern
No burden is he to bear
We'll get there

For I know
He would not encumber me
He ain't heavy, he's my brother

If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another

It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share

And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy he's my brother

He's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother

 

[WordInterrupted]

Unburden yourself, Wordy.

I would gladly pass the burden on to you if you had the moral fortitude to carry on in my place, but alas you do not. You are a little lamb, lost in the frightful wilderness, bleating for rescuse by the flinty-eyed heros of Troll Kingdom. I shall save you, Utahraptor, I shall carry you to the high ground of freedom.

 

[Number_6]

I thought it was full of stars.

Oh, wait. That's the monolith.

 

[Charles Uberlan]

If this is a parody thread Utah, it's painfully ironic at your homeboards' expense.

 

[Mandi]

because we're a bunch of douche bags bitches! w00t w00t!

 

[Utahraptor]

I would gladly pass the burden on to you if you had the moral fortitude to carry on in my place, but alas you do not. You are a little lamb, lost in the frightful wilderness, bleating for rescuse by the flinty-eyed heros of Troll Kingdom. I shall save you, Utahraptor, I shall carry you to the high ground of freedom.

Writing that gave you an orgasm, didn't it?

 

[eloisel]

I almost did reading it. Hero worship, you know. It is the damsel in distress in me that gets off on it.

 

[WordInterrupted]

Writing that gave you an orgasm, didn't it?

What a foul mouth you have! We don't talk that way at TK, my dear. Pick yourself up out of the gutter.

 

[Utahraptor]

Look around, fuckwit. Not only do you talk that way here frequently, you talk much, much worse. Clean your own nest before you start pointing out the offal in the nests of others.

 

[Mirah]

I finally checked that place out-and I thought they were kidding-with all the pretty dolphins and what not.
It looked soo clean...so friendly and inviting.
To an 8 year old girl.