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Why Harrison Ford is cool

From the play The Search For Signs of Intelligent Life In The Universe by Jane Wagner; Trudy (Lily Tomiln) is telling us about taking the extra-terrestrials to the theatre:

"Did I tell you what happened at the play? We were at the back of the theatre, standing there in the dark, all of a sudden I feel one of 'em tug my sleeve, whispers, 'Trudy, look.' I said, 'Yeah, goose bumps. You definitely got goose bumps. You really like the play that much?' They said it wasn't the play gave 'em goosebumps, it was the audience. I forgot to tell 'em to watch the play; they'd been watching the audience! Yeah - to see a group of strangers sitting together in the dark, laughing and crying about the same things... that just knocked 'em out. They said, 'Trudy, the play was soup... the audience... art.'"

(The soup/art analogy refers to a previous encounter where Trudy tries to explain to the aliens the difference between Andy Warhol's Campbell Soup Can lithograph, and a real can of Campbell's soup)
 
I was that alien.
 
Maybe bringing back Indy will inspire "them" to bring back Ford as his other most iconic character...that's right, the president from Air Force One!
 
I probably have clapped at a movie, but not like at a live performance. Just an excited clap clap and that's it. I did throw a little popcorn in the air at the first Indy movie, cause something scared me.
 
Harrison Ford is still cool because he's 90 years old and still smokes dope.
 
And OMG ALL THE LADEEZ SWOONED OVAH HIM IN WURKING GOIL WHEN HE TOTALLY TOOK HIS SHURTZ OFF LULZ.
 
And he made the kettle run in five parsnips.
 
And he asked Chewie to "punch shit."
 
and he knows how to end boring conversations anyway
 
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He's so cool, he cut a loud wet fart suring the filming of this scene in order to crack up the other actors.
 
No wonder Chewie was howling.
 
Luke was trying to sniff it up.
 
Could the force enhance his sniffing?
 
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