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Why has Ischabittle been such an ASSHOLE recently?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Local legend has it that once a year, the cats rise up, and shred the positronic brain of anyone foolish enough to step up to them.
 
Not if you cut their tails off first.
 
Well that goes without saying, obviously.
 
TOO LATE.
 
ONLY BOBA THE FEET CAN SAVE US NOW
 
AND MY LIGHTSABRE.
 
AND MY AIDS.
 
WELL THAT'S ALWAYS WITH YOU, INNIT?
 
HIV TO SEE YOU
 
SIMILAR THREADS BUMP. GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES!
 
I forgot that we all used to hate Ish.
 
Cause he was always choking cats.
 
I miss Ish.
 
You say that now, but once he's back you'll be saying "JUST FUCK OFF, JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF!"
 
No. If that were the case I would say that now. YOU DON'T KNOW ME CAPTAINWACKY! YOU DON'T KNOW!
 
^^and, "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
plus other stuff.
 
I with Ish would choke my cat, if you know what I mean.
 
I think you mean choke your cat.
 
I think she means she wishes Love Child would lick her pussy. I lick my own pussy too. Srsly. I have proof. (Maybe)
 
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