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Why I don't fit in around here

We could start a book club!

How about some Iain Banks? I kind of want to re-read The Bridge, since last time I read it I was like fifteen, but I'd also be open to suggestions.
 
Sounds like fun. but Headvoid, you already know what happens to defectors, right?
 
You're right. None of you fit in. You all belong on the Island of Misfit toys.
 
I actually posted as a bit of a joke really, but the nice comments (HENOCH FFS!) have made me feel all warm and fuzzy and remind me of when I wee'd myself when I was 7 years old on the way home from school.
 
Nobody here actually likes you, it's just that we all feel guilty for not reading enough books.
 
We could start a book club!

How about some Iain Banks? I kind of want to re-read The Bridge, since last time I read it I was like fifteen, but I'd also be open to suggestions.

OH yes! I have several of his books on the infernal e-reader. I don't know if I have The Bridge, I'll have to check. I'M DOWN FOR SOME BOOK CLUBBING.
 
BOOK CLUBBING IS FOR THE ELDERLY!
 
ANYONE WANT TO READ THE HISTORY OF MIDDLE EARTH VOLUME EIGHT WITH ME?

GUYS?
 
And here I think I only fit in the Minefield. It is my only home.

Well, cyber home.
 
Did you get your computer fixed Tisiphone?
 
GET HAMBIL TO FIX IT.
 
I don't watch television really. The only shows I watch are those that you all talk about so I feel I "should" watch them.

My favourite comic heros are Dastardly and Muttley

I hardly go to the movies anymore.

I rarely play computer games (the fact I call them that should set your alarm bells ringing)

I am really rather good at Pilates.

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Secretly, I don't think any of you lot fit in here either.

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Apropos everything:

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You can count on Slippery Pete.
 
hazza!
 
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