WHY I FUCKING HATE LOKTAR!

[Bickendan]

Condolences, JL. Now go strut your stuff and seduce some chick.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Bick, go to TKR and tell Jack.

 

[Loktar]

It became true? So J & L is available, I mean he isn't engaged anymore?

OMGZ MY POSTS ARE BECOMING REALITY!

*goes off to make a thread about having sex with Love Child and/or marrying her*

 

[Bickendan]

Bick, go to TKR and tell Jack.

Uh, why? I don't visit TKR all that often.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Why don't you join TKR yourself J&L? Who were you engaged to anyway? Was it the same girl that dumped you in the first place? Seriously, it all seemed kind of fast anyway, talk about jumping into things. Slow down next time.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I happen to like being married. It's rather good.

GOOD FOR YOU YUB!

YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T MARRY A SOCIOPATHIC SHE-BEAST LIKE I DID!

 

[J&L Massacres]

Why don't you join TKR yourself J&L? Who were you engaged to anyway? Was it the same girl that dumped you in the first place? Seriously, it all seemed kind of fast anyway, talk about jumping into things. Slow down next time.

Uh, yeah? Read the whole thread next time LC.

And getting engaged is nothing. Going off and getting married would be "jumping into things". We planned on taking a few years, finishing up college and stuff before we get married. We were taking it slow.

 

[J&L Massacres Jr.]

Indeed.

 

[J&L Massacres]

...k?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Never trust anything that blleds for seven days and doesn't die...

OMGZ SEXISM!

 

[J&L Massacres]

Well at least I now have a clone

Hilarious

 

[Loktar]

OH LORDY!

This is why I hate being right.

*walks away from thread*

 

[J&L Massacres]

Hey, who ever it is cheered me up. Thanks jr. Troll me some more.

 

[Kitty]

Wheres Loktar Jr.?

 

[Loktar]

Wheres Loktar Jr.?

Still in Sperm Cuntry. He can't find the Eggxit.

 

[Kitty]

I was expecting you to reply 'On the end of a coat hanger, YUM!'.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Not safe for work!

 

[Loktar]

I was expecting you to reply 'On the end of a coat hanger, YUM!'.

Nope I'd never use that reply. I'm a pro-life and anti-baby eating.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Nope I'd never use that reply. I'm no fun.

Ah. I see.

 

[Loktar]

Ah. I see. You truly are an internet god, Loktar. Unzip your pants so I may suckle your penis and drink your ambrosia sperm.

LOL.