why I'm bashithe grave awaits you lolngremember when you were a child?

[curiousa2z]

Define batshite.

 

[Dr Dave]

and make it snappy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Define "define".

 

[curiousa2z]

AHA

SEE?

 

[curiousa2z]

perhaps I'll ask whisky to draw a slow descent into madness.....

 

[Ishcabittle]

When i was five I believed Jesus spoke to me using thunder.. really I thought Jesus made it thunder.

you know that's not entirely implausible, we'll never really, REALLY know who makes the thunder.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[Cassie]

Well I was singing Jesus loves me, and swinging in the back yard. It was sunny, one of those bright blue skies.. anyway I was singing my little heart out and it thundered. To this day that is one of my most vivid early memories..

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus loves you and wants you to get WET.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jesus is the Almighty Everlasting Co-Judge of all wet t-shirt and wet jockey short contests.

 

[Cassie]

I think I saw Jesus at Hooters last week.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's too busy playing poker to worry about dames.

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL JESUS AND HIS POCKET ACES EVERY TIEM, LOL, "IT'S A MIRACLE" HE'D SAY

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY JUDAS

 

[curiousa2z]

BUT AS HE SPOKE,
FROM BENEATH HIS CLOAK -
HE SLIPPED ANOTHER ACE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE

 

[Ishcabittle]

you can't really call jesus out on his cheating, 'cause what are you going to do after he turns back time and shoves a carrot in your mouth just as you're trying to say, "dude, you cheated, son of god my ass" 'n shit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sometimes a carrot is just a carrot.

BUT NOT OFTEN LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

You lie!

 

[Cassie]

Sometimes it's a jesus stick