Why Internet Troll loves the cock

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Discuss.
 

Cock

Let's be making sexy business
do tell
 

Yub

Anachrophobic
IT wanted to be bisexual, someone told him he has to love the cock. He began raping roosters.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
IT wanted to be bisexual, someone told him he has to love the cock. He began raping roosters.

He spontaneously ejaculates fondling their peckers.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Why does he love the cock? Aside from a bizzare incident involving Squirtle the Turtle, some whipped cream, a flashlight, Rebecca Wong, an alarm clock, and acorns, I really don't know.
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Why does he love the cock? Aside from a bizzare incident involving Squirtle the Turtle, some whipped cream, a fleshlight, Rebecca Wong, an alarm clock, and acorns, I really don't know.

Fixed that for you.
 

Charlemagne

Holy Roman Emperor
Wait, there is another reason why, although I dare not speak it. You know the first incident I posted? That one pales in comparison to this.
 
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