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Why is everyone laughing nervously on the internet?

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
Every fucker does it lol

So that everything you say has no real weight or gravitas haha!

At the end of every sentence, making even human emotions facile and pointless lol

It really winds me up ROFL!

You could even say I just killed my wife and cut her up into pieces and put her in the freezer lol.

FUCKERS hahahaha.
 
Maybe they're all loling ironically. INTERNET HIPSTERS.

I lol'd before it was cool.
 
I don't even know when I lol anymore. I think I've come all the way around to just using it when I find something amusing.
 
Better to lol than to heh.

"Heh" is the Internet equivalent of a patronising smirk and nod and look away nervously gesture.
 
FBI PARTE DUE HAS NOT FORSAKEN US!

Get in the chat tonight, you jerk. lol
 
I'm going to create a new hyper-meta use of 'lol' where I use it as if I think it means "lots of love", but I actually mean it as "laugh out loud", but no one else thinks that and thinks I'm just getting it wrong when I'm actually getting it right it's it's actually THEM that's getting it wrong.

"Sorry your dog died, lol".
 
In about an hour they're going to completely ban all traffic on all roads throughout the state.

Fortunately I already made the whiskey run earlier today.
 
Well, you're not banned if you're in public works or an emergency worker.

How many roaring drunk nurses will be clogging up the roads tonight?

Too many, I think.
 
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