Why is everyone laughing nervously on the internet?

[Cassie]

I SUGGESTED THEY CHANGE THEIR ICONS TO ERECT PENISES.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wasn't laughing nervously so much as I was SCREAMING OBSCENITIES because my internet was DOWN ALL AFTERNOON DSflkgz;iv.kzsd/lkfzsdflksd

 

[CaptainWacky]

ARE YOU SNOWING EGGS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAVEN'T TOUCHED THAT STUFF SINCE THE 80S LOL.

We got snow, but not as bad in the suburbs around us. They're all digging themselves out of 2-4 feet of the white stuff.

AND IT'S GONNA RAIN ALL DAY TOMORROW! WHEE! EVERYTHING WILL TURN TO BLACK ICE AT NIGHT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GET OUT EARLY AND KIDNAP PEOPLE WHO HAVE FALLEN OVER.

 

[Dr Dave]

Isn't kidnapping a bit rude?

 

[Loktar]

Isn't kidnapping a bit rude?

Not if you say please.

 

[headvoid]

Not if you say "I am kidnapping you lol"

See? It adds a lightness of tone.

 

[Dr Dave]

It does...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So how is Max Clifford doing, anyway?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DO YOU ALLEGE THAT HE'S DOING ANYTHING.