Why is hot man on man SEX so fucking SEXY AND HOT?

[CaptainWacky]

I can't figure it out!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why is the sky blue like MY PENIS?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK maybe not blue, but it gets kinda red when it's hummin.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I haven't figured it out yet, either. I think it has something to do with the way two men behave with each other during sex. I mean IRL, not the fake-ish porn with the "Oh baby!" and "Put it in my man-pussy" comments. Man on man sex is very very much differrent from hetero sex, from an audience POV, I mean.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I create it in my mind.

 

[FBI parte due]

hehehe.

Man-pussy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK time to go to work and think about man-on-man action.

 

[Mentalist]

Time to not go to work since I don't have a job and sit in this chair freaking out about everything as per usual.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I still haven't hit the shower. But I called them and told them I'd be late. We've been having a hot water problem in the apartment all day anyway...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Girls are better looking though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the conventional wisdom. But I'm an unconventional man.

SEE THIS LOVELY PENIS VASE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Girls have better FACEs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IAN SOMERHOLDER. I REST MY CASE.

 

[Loktar]

Girls have better FACEs.

Girls have faces? I've never seen anything above the boobs.

 

[johnford]

Wheres the girl on girl action?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The Tea Room.

 

[Mentalist]

IAN SOMERHOLDER. I REST MY CASE.

Natalie Portman. I rest my penis. BUT NOT FOR LONG!

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG!

 

[Mentalist]

INDEEDEDOO.