WHY IS IT SO HARD...

[Sarek]

... or put a noose around your neck and take a short jump off a tall building.

 

[theRanter]

Won't you need to tie the noose first? Why does the building need to be tall?

 

[smegMATIC]

Jacks replys always seem to involve someone else's penis in one manner or another.

 

[jack]

Jacks replys always seem to involve someone else's penis in one manner or another.

BRB phone.

 

[smegMATIC]

Ya back yet, or you hafta badage all the blisters on that bad boy?

 

[jack]

What did you just say? What's "badaging all the blisters"?

Oppps....brb gotta get this call.

 

[smegMATIC]

The Nigerians again, Jacky?

 

[jack]

What's "badaging" Skankie? Is that where you fuck yourself with a large rodent?

Hey d00d, hows that tumor I wished on you? Had it checked yet? It'll start bleeding on it's own pretty soon

 

[Tyrant]

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