Why is it that Matt Damon is only hot when I'm drunk?

[Gagh]

I think the "Who does Ann find attractive when Shit Faced" theme deserves more exploration.

 

[The Watcher]

All bow to Neve Campbell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

When shitfaced?

 

[starbys]

Hmm... the Matt Damon epiphany was the result of the last bender. I guess we'll see who comes up next time. Here's to holiday drinking!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sending you a case of vodka and an Ernest Borgnine DVD collection.

 

[starbys]

I loved him on Spongebob

 

[CaptainWacky]

I predict Leonard Nimoy will be next.

 

[starbys]

Usually the ones I have drunken admissions about are the ones I'm violently repulsed by when sober. Nimoy's at least sexy by his voice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if he puts on a fake English accent?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or talks like Jerry Lewis?

They're both JEWS so it's possible NARF.

 

[starbys]

Wait, sexy Jerry or ham Jerry? I'd eat Buddy Love Jerry with a spoon.

 

[starbys]

Add to the "hot when I'm drunk and not thinking about their personality" list:

Matthew McConaughey

George Clooney (as he gets older he gets hotter)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

McConaghey just seems like he's dirty and smells bad. I was over him years ago.

Carrie Bradshaw in "Sex and the City" said it best: Clooney is a classic. Clooney is like Chanel.

 

[Cassie]

I bet Mathew McConaghey does stink cause he doesn't wear deodorant. I try not to think about that when he's looking yummy in some photo or movie.. but I think about it anyway.

George Clooney was ugly when he was young, remember when he was on Rosanne? Now he is hot. The years have been good to him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was thinking about that as I wrote. He was also on one season of "Facts of Life".

But right after Roseanne, he played Falconer on "Sisters" and was officially hot.

 

[Tisiphone]

I too cried at the end of Armageddon. TEARS OF JOY THAT THAT FUCKING MOVIE WAS OVER!!