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Why is leather sexy?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's made out of cow and cows aren't sexy.
 
some cows are sexy


*when they're cut up into steaks
 
Cream, also sexy. Made from cows tits.

Flowers, romantic. Fed with horse shit.

Diamonds, expensive. Searched for by paupers.

HAVE YOU GIVEN TO COMIC RELIEF YET YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE?!!!

*cue Snow Patrol song*
 
DON'T FORGET THE SEXY CHEESE!
 
Leather used to provide the outer covering of baseballs.

Balls.
 
Maybe GOD made it so and this is proof of the existence of HIM.
 
I like the way leather smells.
 
I swear that Comic Relief is more frequent than once a year. I'm certain I've experienced about 40 of the fucking things. It's some temporal trap with that fucking disabled bear leading the conspiracy on my reality.
 
ROWAN ATKINSON IS COMPLETELY UNFUNMNY "WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO MORE BLACKADDER YOU BASTARD?" MISTER BEAN SKETCH SHOCKER!?
 
let's start a BRING BACK BLACKADDER Campaign and make people say it outloud 47 times in a row without stuttering until they bring it back!
 
Because it's tight and shiny.
 
What is Blackadder?
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/

blackadder_third_big.jpg


The guy on the left is now House.
 
OMG!
 
Blackadder is the single greatest sitcom of all time. Without a doubt.
 
Of course Ben Elton and Richard Curtis have long since turned into twats so it wouldn't be any good if it was brought back.
 
Leather reminds us we are animals, that's why it's sexy
 
How the mighty have fallen.
 
TRY TO WATCH "LOVE ACTUALLY" WITHOUT VOMITTING BLOOD
 
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