Why is leather sexy?

[CaptainWacky]

It's made out of cow and cows aren't sexy.

 

[Cassie]

some cows are sexy


*when they're cut up into steaks

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cream, also sexy. Made from cows tits.

Flowers, romantic. Fed with horse shit.

Diamonds, expensive. Searched for by paupers.

HAVE YOU GIVEN TO COMIC RELIEF YET YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATE?!!!

*cue Snow Patrol song*

 

[Cassie]

DON'T FORGET THE SEXY CHEESE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Leather used to provide the outer covering of baseballs.

Balls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe GOD made it so and this is proof of the existence of HIM.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I like the way leather smells.

 

[Mentalist]

I swear that Comic Relief is more frequent than once a year. I'm certain I've experienced about 40 of the fucking things. It's some temporal trap with that fucking disabled bear leading the conspiracy on my reality.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ROWAN ATKINSON IS COMPLETELY UNFUNMNY "WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO MORE BLACKADDER YOU BASTARD?" MISTER BEAN SKETCH SHOCKER!?

 

[curiousa2z]

let's start a BRING BACK BLACKADDER Campaign and make people say it outloud 47 times in a row without stuttering until they bring it back!

 

[Tyrant]

Because it's tight and shiny.

 

[Cassie]

What is Blackadder?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/

The guy on the left is now House.

 

[Cassie]

OMG!

 

[Mentalist]

Blackadder is the single greatest sitcom of all time. Without a doubt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Of course Ben Elton and Richard Curtis have long since turned into twats so it wouldn't be any good if it was brought back.

 

[headvoid]

Leather reminds us we are animals, that's why it's sexy

 

[Mentalist]

How the mighty have fallen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TRY TO WATCH "LOVE ACTUALLY" WITHOUT VOMITTING BLOOD