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Why is Mister Barclay being clandestinely referred to as a vegetable?

TNG should have done an A-team crossover movie length special IMHO
 
Little known fact:

After Barcleys first appearence the character was so popular among fans that the producers wanted to add Dwight to the regular cast.

This was prevented by someone high up in the cast (I'm guessing bald and english) who didnt want the show to turn into a comedy.

So he only got to come back once a year after that.
 
GRRR. If Stewart did bin that idea, SHAME. SHAME ON HIM.
 
I suspect it was, since it was also his fault Beverley was dumped for the second season.
 
Definately SHAME ON YOU MR. STEWART!!!! Dump Beverly that red-headed GODDESS for Pulaski the PRUNE!!
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH! I'm mad now.
 
He was apparently sick of her always wanting a relationship with the captain.

You'll notice that angle was pretty much abandoned when she came back in season three.
 
Stewart wanted Picard to get together with Troi and "titty-hump the fuck out of her every episode."
 
Poor Sirtis, she started her carear getting raped in films, and thats how she ended it too.

At least they didnt have Micheal Winner direct Nemisis, although he couldnt have done a worse job.
 
It would have been good if, at the end when Troi was crying over Date, Michael Winner had popped up on screen and said "calm down dear, at least you weren't mind raped! Oh, wait, you were. SUCKS TO BE YOU!"
 
Or have Freddie Fienburger guest direct the ending so they all had to stand around and laugh at an unfunny joke.
 
^ That's pretty much how the alternate ending goes on the Nemesis DVD. They're all laughing about Picard's seatbelt chair(which later became Archer's chair when the original got nicked).

whisky said:
He was apparently sick of her always wanting a relationship with the captain.

You'll notice that angle was pretty much abandoned when she came back in season three.

Wow, there's so much I don't know about the behind-the-scenes kerfuffles. But Bev and Jean Luc did have a relationship when she got back. Remember that one when their minds are linked and they have mental sex and spunk comes out Picard's nose?
 
and his ears
 
Really? I thought it only came out of Beverly's ears? I haven't seen that one in a while, though.
 
It came out her scumhole.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Wow, there's so much I don't know about the behind-the-scenes kerfuffles. But Bev and Jean Luc did have a relationship when she got back. Remember that one when their minds are linked and they have mental sex and spunk comes out Picard's nose?
Yeah, but that wasn't until S7 when they had nothing to lose.
 
Not only that, but fairly close to the end of it too, and even then at the end Beverley seems to rule out a relationship, althogh all good things suggests they did have one that didnt turn out too well.
 
Indeed. Attached was episode 8 of S7, and they didn't address the relationship again until All Good Things, which was episode 25. Out of nowhere, after not touching each other for 6 months, she was sitting in his lap and they were kissing.

All because they had to explain why they were divorced 25 years in the future...

I SWEAR WE SHOULD PROTEST SOMEONE OR AT LEAST MAKE MANY SNARKY POSTS ABOUT THIS.
 
Also, how does Worf end up with teh hottest chick on every show he's on?

Is he hung like a horse, or do future women just like it rough?
 
His cock also has ridges, for her pleasure.

Plus I reckon a klingon has to commit ritual suicide if he dosnt make a woman come, it would be a matter of honour not to come first.

Also notice how the Piccard/Beverley romance was dropped like a stone for the movies?
 
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