Why is only my right testicle prehensile?

[CaptainWacky]

It doesn't seem fair.

 

[FBI parte due]

Think of the ladies you'll be able to get when you sidle up to them, start gently stroking their left leg, and say "That's not my abnormally swollen and tumorous finger, BABY!"

 

[Cassie]

You can use it to steal grapes at the grocery store too!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Guys, he didn't say it had an opposable thumb!


Does it have an opposable thumb?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Why is only my right testicle prehensile?
It doesn't seem fair.

Swear to god, this left me speechless for almost a whole minute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stangely enough it is the right testicle that I always suspect has cancer. But I've been thinking that for over ten years so my theory is that if I really did have cancer I'd be dead by now.

I didn't mean prehensile, I just like that word. I mean I can make it go up and down. You know? Of course you know. But the left is harder to control. I suppose it's like raising one eyebrow at a time? Takes practice.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well that's an unusuality.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you have equal and full control over both? Not that I'm prying or anything...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Er, sort of. But it's not very strong. I'd never really considered it before.

 

[Cassie]

How many of you guys are trying to move your balls right now?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe the left is detached.

 

[Loktar]

How many of you guys are trying to move your balls right now?

Guilty! *raises his hand*

*sticks hand back down his pants*

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Only way I can make my balls move is if I get punched in the stomach, or look at nekkid pix of Cassie online.

In other words:

Captain Wacky 1, SBV 0

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't they move when you clench your butt?

 

[Cassie]

Everyone start clenching your butt to find out!

 

[Gagh]

I wonder what would happen if the left declared independance from the right.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It wants its own bag.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

This sack isn't big enough for the two of us.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The older, more confident bag is always ordering around the younger, shyer bag.