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WHY IS PORTMAN SO FUCKING HOT?
- Thread starter Mentalist
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SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Her personality, IMO.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's the second coming of Christ.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
No seriously, I don't think she'd be hot without her sweetness.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It helps, yeah.
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Because when you connect all the moles on her body, they point the way to Earth. You just have to make sure she's aligned correctly, if you know what I mean.
IMHO!
IMHO!
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Portman grew up well, too.
You know how some child stars are fucking cute when they're young and then grow up to be kinda weird or scary lookin'?
Compare:
To:
You know how some child stars are fucking cute when they're young and then grow up to be kinda weird or scary lookin'?
Compare:
To:
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Actually, now that I look at it, she looks better old.
Forget that premise.
Forget that premise.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
Sorry, back on topic.
SO FUKIN' HAWT!
SO FUKIN' HAWT!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
eh, she's ok. I prefer Laker_Girl, Alba, Biel, Winslet, Pr0tman, Simpson, Hayden and Eggs Mayo over her.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Portman is hotter than all of them.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Mila Jovovich from ALL THOSE HAIR DYE ADVERTS, you mean.