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Why is Prostitution Illegal?

The Dork Lord said:
But apparently, you don't mind being a human tampon. ;)

At least we're still around to spend the money. ;)
 
You are an inspiration to your fellow civilians!
 
Just want to say I agree with the first post here.

Of course, prostitution doesn't technically need to be legal.

Here's why:

1-Go to a bar/club.

2-Find a hot piece of ass.

3-Get her drunk.

4-Take her home, fuck her.

Repeat the next night, or whenever the mood strikes you.

Drinks cost less than a ho, says me.
 
Ah, to be male and easily satisfied by the anatomy alone...*sigh
 
Not all men are like that, dear.
 
The Watcher said:
Ah, to be male and easily satisfied by the anatomy alone...*sigh

For the record, it's not just the anatomy that satisfies me.

It's tasting, touching, feeling, rubbing, entering, exploring the anatomy that satisfies my thirst.
 
Legalized prostitution FTW.

personally I don't want anyone up in my shit for longer than it takes to do business. In the case of fucking though, I'm too cheap to pay, ever. Bitch had best be buying me drinks.

I like the idea though, no wasted time at a bar fending of skeezes, just stroll down to the meat show and cut off a slab, paid by the hour.

marriage is just legalized prostitution in most cases anyhow.
 
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