Why is the word "junior" banned in the WWE?

[CaptainWacky]

Rey Mysterio Junior is just Rey Mysterio.
Chavo Guerrero Junior is just Chavo Guerrero (so when they brough his dad in he had to be called "Chavo Classic".)
Ted Debiase Junior is Ted Debiase...his father is also with the company and called Ted Debiase. Surely it would actually be LESS confusing to let the son be "junior"?

IT'S ANNOYING AND NOT WORTH A THREAD

 

[Henoch]

i thought Rey was the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?

 

[Cassie]

Maybe they're trying to save space on the marquee.

 

[Henoch]

^^^Those racist NIGGERS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's something to do with "dumbing down."

 

[Cassie]

It's hard to understand all that Junior and Senior stuff.

 

[Dr Dave]

How so?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It confuses the brand.

 

[Blindgroping]

It's something to do with "dumbing down."

What!? Not in the WWE!
Surley you are joking!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler Hitler HIv.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Junior Senior sued? (remember them?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE LOOKING KIND OF DOWN TO ME!

(They didn't do that song, did they?)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, that was Vanessa Feltz's husband (I only know that because he sang the song to Debbie McGee on Celebrity Wife Swap and she looked at him blankly).

 

[CaptainWacky]

She would!

 

[Cassie]

I WOULD TOO.

 

[Gagh]

Whereas I would just beat them both to death with a Klingon's underpants.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's why you'll never get invited on Wife Swap (again.)