Why is this guy so orange?

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
What country are they in? I can't believe the are girls who find those guys attractive.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Vampires have been known to use mind control.
 

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
They're Guidos from Long Island, NY, in the good ol' U. S. of A. (barely).
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Their moms should tell them how to use spray tan, IMO.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
That first guy is the angry-sex bastard child of Snagglepuss and Mrs. Butterworth.
 

Cock Gobbler

I'm not wearing any pants!!

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Do they know they are using too much fake bake?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
No one mentioned Anne Hathaway's pale breasts.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
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