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Why Jews hate Jesus...

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I love Halloween candy!
 
I gave out full size, fresh Hershey bars at Halloween. None of that store-bought "halloween" packaged bullshit that is a half inch of last year's rotten candy.
 
I love Halloween better than Christmas.

I have very "fond" memories of Halloweens from the past....

huh Cranky?!?!?!
 
No you don't say humbug at Halloween, you say boo! ok? I'm going to have Halloween at the Cranks next year cause they've got the good stuff.
 
Parents are annoying to buy for.

They have everything and I hate when they have "the look" like they're trying to cover up thinking as they look at what you get them "oh hell, I've got a zillion of these dumb things....better smile anyways."
 
Yeah, and I'd really like to get him something that he will appreciate this year. Maybe I'll think of something.
 
Get him a whole mess of nice socks. Wool if you're in a cold area. One big box filled with nice socks.

He'll appreciate nice socks, and especially that he won't have to go buy a pair for another year as he wears the ones you bought him out.
 
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