Why must the Jews continue to suffer?

[Laker_Girl]

I just opened the Ralphs Fresh Fare (Ralphs is a grocery store) insert and they have some deals going on Jew foods for Passover. What a bunch of absolutely disgusting crap. Matzo, Gefilte Fish, Almond Macaroons, coconut covered marshmellows, Horseradish with Beets, Matzo Farfel, and yes, Borscht. Nevermind the Holocaust not having to eat that shit makes me glad I'm not Jewish.

 

[Gagh]

Why complain when you're not Jewish, and not eating it, anyway?

 

[Laker_Girl]

I feeeeeeel for them.

 

[Gagh]

I don't. They choose to eat it after all!

Fish & chips?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Mmmmm, I love fish & chips all nice and vinegary. I think I'm going to have that for dinner tonight.

 

[Anna]

You wanna hear nasty? Go to Mexico. They eat the most disgusting ass shit there. I had Mexican roomates once and we never ate any of the same stuff.

Ick.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Ummm, I love the dirty taco and churros in Tijauna not to mention the pineapple with lime, salt and chili powder...Time for another trip. However, they do eat everything on an animal which is just against God.

 

[missmanners]

I just opened the Ralphs Fresh Fare (Ralphs is a grocery store) insert and they have some deals going on Jew foods for Passover. What a bunch of absolutely disgusting crap. Matzo, Gefilte Fish, Almond Macaroons, coconut covered marshmellows, Horseradish with Beets, Matzo Farfel, and yes, Borscht. Nevermind the Holocaust not having to eat that shit makes me glad I'm not Jewish.

I like Borsch. I like it a lot. and I love bagels and good corned beef on rye and ... and.... well bagels.


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[missmanners]

You wanna hear nasty? Go to Mexico. They eat the most disgusting ass shit there. I had Mexican roomates once and we never ate any of the same stuff.

Ick.

Or just to to a Mexican market in the states, 427,219 kinds of beans and the cookies are so bland. Honestly, the WORST cookies I've ever tasted.


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[Anna]

Ummm, I love the dirty taco and churros in Tijauna not to mention the pineapple with lime, salt and chili powder...Time for another trip. However, they do eat everything on an animal which is just against God.

Hmmm. I'm assuming you've never seen those choriso sausage that's sold in the States then? Oily as all fuck. A friend of my mom's cooked that for us once. It sucked.

 

[Anna]

Or just to to a Mexican market in the states, 427,219 kinds of beans and the cookies are so bland. Honestly, the WORST cookies I've ever tasted.


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Mexican deserts generally suck, yeah.

But those cookies with the pink-and-white checkerboard marshmallows are good. Can't think of the name, tho.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Okay A) Chorizo rox the box! I loves me some chorizo with eggs and potatos. LOVE IT, would marry it if I could.

B) There are no good mexican desserts?!??! WTFuckiddy FUCK FUCK FUCK!???!?!??!? Um, helloooooo FLAN. Not to mention friend ice-cream. Dear God! Mm, it's time to come visit Laker and Cait, we'll get you some DA-licious authentic Mexican food, dessert included!

 

[TJHairball]

I like Borsch. I like it a lot. and I love bagels and good corned beef on rye and ... and.... well bagels.


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Borscht can be very good... but I'm always dubious of any version that comes out of a bottle.

 

[The Question]

Hmmm. I'm assuming you've never seen those choriso sausage that's sold in the States then? Oily as all fuck. A friend of my mom's cooked that for us once. It sucked.

It's multipurpose. They eat the meat and bathe in the grease. Makes it easier to ooze past the border, and the gas ensures that anyone lucky enough to get within arm's reach won't want to catch them.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I just opened the Ralphs Fresh Fare (Ralphs is a grocery store) insert and they have some deals going on Jew foods for Passover. What a bunch of absolutely disgusting crap. Matzo, Gefilte Fish, Almond Macaroons, coconut covered marshmellows, Horseradish with Beets, Matzo Farfel, and yes, Borscht. Nevermind the Holocaust not having to eat that shit makes me glad I'm not Jewish.

What Holocaust????

 

[Anna]

B) There are no good mexican desserts?!??! WTFuckiddy FUCK FUCK FUCK!???!?!??!? Um, helloooooo FLAN. !

Flan came from spain, IIRC. And overall I wouldn't call myself a fan of flan, either. :-?

Ick. the only Hispanic food I'll eat is what my mom cooks. And my friend's mom's homemade salsa that's spicy as all fuck.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Flan came from spain, IIRC. And overall I wouldn't call myself a fan of flan, either. :-?

Ick. the only Hispanic food I'll eat is what my mom cooks. And my friend's mom's homemade salsa that's spicy as all fuck.

What Hispanic food??? Tacos and the like are MEXICAN food. MORON.

 

[jack]

I like Borsch. I like it a lot. and I love bagels and good corned beef on rye and ... and.... well bagels.


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I make the best fresh beet soup with garlic and pepper. A little different than Borscht, but fresh and original is always better.

Those who equate jewish food with the stereotypical crap labels presented earlier in this thread not only find themselves out of the loop on what real "jew food" is all about, they've created an entirely new category of ignorant elitism.

But I digress...we'll have to have a cookout. I'll crush hellman like the bug he is for kindling, and then I'll slow roast the best kugel you've ever had.

Salmon? That's jew food. Fuck lox (well metaphorically, keep that shit away from your genitalia) I'll filet you some steaks that will make you drool.

And my fried mahtzee is better than any french toast.

Oy gevultismeir, huck me a chynik.

 

[jack]

Fish n chips my ass, unless the establishment has changed the oil in the deep fryer first.

 

[jack]

Mmmmm, I love fish & chips all nice and vinegary. I think I'm going to have that for dinner tonight.

Do you have a maid, or do you clean the bathroom yourself?