Why must the Jews continue to suffer?

[starguard]

I take it that none of you have ever eaten Far East Asian Food...

Chocolate Covered Ants

Ginger Grasshoppers

Boiled Beetles

Fried worms

Raw duck eggs

A friend of mines went to the philliphines and said that his visit to a local hotel there was the first time in his life he ever saw people put salad dressing on pizza...Go Figure :huh:

 

[jack]

What are you guys into, Land Mines, or those little grasshoppers that have a click trigger when you step on them and jump up to waist high height before they explode?

 

[starguard]

What are you guys into, Land Mines, or those little grasshoppers that have a click trigger when you step on them and jump up to waist high height before they explode?

Those are called "Bouncing Betties" dude

 

[jack]

You're the one that made the mine reference, "d00d"

 

[Geedis,]

But I digress...we'll have to have a cookout. I'll crush hellman like the bug he is for kindling, and then I'll slow roast the best kugel you've ever had.

Don't forget to suck some schav out of Daddy's schvantz, you wretched little fool.

 

[jack]

The only sucking going on will be you gobbling my thick and veiny choad in front of everyone you dirty little monkey.

That's totally out of control, btw. The feedback on this is hysterical, especially given your contortions in the Gutters.

 

[Geedis,]

The only sucking going on will be you gobbling my thick and veiny choad in front of everyone you dirty little monkey.

You dig the idea of a getting blown by some guy, don't you, Vap? When you picture it in your mind, are you wearing the blouse?

 

[jack]

I love the "stache. It makes me projectile ejaculate.

Never lose that.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Or just to to a Mexican market in the states, 427,219 kinds of beans and the cookies are so bland. Honestly, the WORST cookies I've ever tasted.


mm

the Spanish are lousy bakers, even if Cuban bread is quite good.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'm quite sure Danny's a member of the 'dicky do' club, no matter how small he draws his paunch, or how large his bit.

If you retain an erection for more than 4 hours, consult your physician.

 

[Donovan]

I though Kosher only meant you couldn't cook meat and dairy on the same pots or some shit like that...I knew Jewish friends who had an entirely new and special set of plates and cookware just for the Passover Holiday.

 

[Donovan]

Fish n chips my ass, unless the establishment has changed the oil in the deep fryer first.

Fish is okay, but deep fried or not, I'm going nowhere near your asschips...

 

[Laker_Girl]

Damn you Donovan, don't make me laugh!

Do you have a maid, or do you clean the bathroom yourself?

I have a cleaning service that comes every other week but what's that got to do with fish and chips?

 

[missmanners]

But I digress...we'll have to have a cookout. I'll crush hellman like the bug he is for kindling, and then I'll slow roast the best kugel you've ever had.

What kind of kugel....


mm

 

[Donovan]

Damn you Donovan, don't make me laugh!



I have a cleaning service that comes every other week but what's that got to do with fish and chips?

I'm only an asshole on even-numbered days...

 

[Laker_Girl]

Good to know.

 

[The Question]

Oy gevultismeir, huck me a chynik.

You want a hot dog vendor to throw a lobster at you. Best guess.

 

[jack]

What kind of kugel....


mm

What kind do you like? My personal favorite a sweet raisin noodle with a graham cracker brown sugar crust with a very light cream sauce.

 

[jack]

Damn you Donovan, don't make me laugh!



I have a cleaning service that comes every other week but what's that got to do with fish and chips?

It was an idle curiosity about who cleaned your toilet

 

[jack]

You want a hot dog vendor to throw a lobster at you. Best guess.

Nah, more like, Jesus Christ, give me a fucking break already.